Monday, June 11, 2012

Jeans

Dear AE jeans,

I understand when I bought you my butt was bigger, this is why before I left the U.S of A I bought another pair of you to fit my unwelcomed tiny butt. At what point during your making did you, or your company, decided that it was a good idea to keep the butt the same size and only change the size of the waist and the thighs? I now look like I have a muffin top with a weird duck bill  looking thing going on in the back of my pants! You (all three of you!) and I will not be talking for sometime... enjoy my closet floor.

Once your friend,
Pamela

1 comment:

  1. You just had an argument with your jeans on the internet. XD

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